A woman walks into a bar and asks for a cocktail. She chugs it down on one, looks into her handbag and asks for another cocktail. She chugs that cocktail down on one, looks into her handbag and asks for another.
The woman does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you ask for a cocktail, chug it down on one, then look into your handbag?"
The woman says, "Because there is a picture of my husband in my hanbag and I'm gonna keep drinking till he looks good enough for me to go home."
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