"Sing along"

Sing it in the tune of "Do They Know It's Christmas Time"

"It’s Christmas time
There’s no chance to get away
At Christmas time
You can always rely on BAA
In our world of chaos
Where nothing ever works
Throw another log on the fire and stay indoors.

But say a prayer
For the unlucky ones
At Christmas time, they’ll be stuck for days at Terminal One,
There’s a world inside the airport
That’s just like a transit camp,
And the traffic isn’t flowing
Because they’ve closed the exit ramp

And the only food on offer
Is cold and three days old
Well tonight, thank God it’s them instead of you.

And it always snows in Ing-er-land at Christmas time,
But every year the story is the same,
The moment that it snows
They shut down all the roads
Do they care it’s Christmas time at all?

Freeze the world ... "

Read more: Richard Littlejohn in Daily Mail